i-am-mishafuckingcollins

hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

and then his head snaps back up, an easy smile on his face and he said, “But don’t worry, you didn’t miss much!”

and then confetti explodes from the air-marker